[ She stops to think about it again and then adds, casually: ] Yeah. A knife too. [ Because a gun would become pointless once the ammo is gone, wouldn't it. ]
[ Her hand reaches for her glass about the same time as his, and when they both draw them in for a drink, Faye will pause to watch him. She can tell he's mulling over something while she, too, is considering what to ask; the rim of her glass pressed to her lips just as Badou places his back on the table and asks another question.
She stops, thinking about her answer, before swallowing down another sip. When her glass joins his on the table, she lets out a sigh. ]
Anything that isn't chasing bounties. [ But more seriously: ] I don't know. I wouldn't mind being the CEO of some multi-billion woolong company where I don't have to work very much but I can reap all the rewards.
[ A satisfied smirk appears, as if pleased with her own answer. She takes a drag off her cigarette. ]
What about you, huh? Are you happy with what you're doing now?
Kind of sounds like that's too easy. Where's the challenge?
[that's a bullshit answer, he can tell. oh, he can tell she'd like that, in a dream come true kind of way. but it doesn't quite...sound right.
but there's the problem, again, with this pandora's box he's opened. willingly. his shoulders curve in on his body.]
Am I happy with my shit? Mmm, who is? I've still got a lot of things I have to do before I can figure out what to do next. Actually, I haven't even thought of that..
[ Perhaps it was bullshit but Faye's an excellent bullshitter. ]
There's more challenge in that then, say, finding a rich man to marry and taking off with his money.
[ Because that's the ultimate dream. One she could easily obtain if she wasn't so set in her ways of independency. She'd have to feign love and care towards someone she felt nothing towards (because most if not all rich men were old and unattractive) and the very idea of dealing with a relationship was last on her list. The added thought makes it sound like more work than she'd care for.
Then again, you could always find someone you actually love, instead, Faye. ]
And what kind of things would that be?
[ She then asks him, taking one last drag off her cigarette before putting it out. Do enlighten her, Badou. At least while she still sounds interested. ]
Sounds to me like you have a few worthy tips up your sleeve.
[ That earns him a wink. She'll be sure to keep it in mind in the case she ever does find a wealthy old geezer to kill. But what he says next will reduce her expression to something more genuine; her gaze scrutinizing. ]
Is he missing? Or did he di--
[ Oh, look! The food has arrived. Perfect timing. And even Faye seems too distracted at first to continue prodding him about his brother so maybe you lucked out there, Badou. ]
[wow he really dodged a bullet, maybe. and maybe the wave of nausea that had wafted up upon mentioning his brother could be stuffed down with all this grub. his mouth twists into something resembling anticipation.
the food's warm and it looks great and he's excited]
[ Faye can't wait to stuff her own face either. In fact, she might have beat him to the punch when she immediately goes for her fork the moment her plate touches the table. An almost violent stab into the center of her meal and it's a generous amount she dramatically twirls onto her utensil that she then proceeds to shove into her mouth.
Like a true lady.
This continues on for a minute -- Faye is quiet, outside the muffled moans of face-stuffing, paying little to no attention to her date because the food is to die for and she's been starving.
Badou probably figures he's in the clear at this point. She's long forgotten about it, favoring pasta over learning more about such-and-such. Her hand darts out for her glass of wine, drawing it back and downing the remaining contents. Some more chewing, swallowing, clearing of the throat. She lets out a pleased sigh because damn this is good. And then she looks at him. ]
[he'd taken at least .2 seconds to watch her stuff her face (a little dreamily) before he, too, speared an entire mound of pasta to swallow.
which he promptly nearly chokes on at Faye's reminder. like a little noodle slides down his throat, with some air, whole, and all the hacking in the world can't save him. thankfully there's wine. it sure goes down easy, too! face flushed and still heaving, he finally earns his voice back]
My brother? My brother. My brother, right.
[suddenly he doesn't like this turned around on him. he actually never likes it, not unless its a scary warning to some idiot who shouldn't go nosying into things...]
He uh, he was killed when I was a kid. During a job. I'm trynna find out what happened.
[ For a second there, Faye's convinced she might have to perform the Heimlich maneuver. But just as she might have reached over and asked if he was okay, she watches him drink his wine and gain some kind of composure and she rests back in her seat again.
That wasn't what she was expecting despite nearly assuming his brother had died just moments before. Needless to say, she's experiencing a ping of guilt for asking. It shows on her face in an expression of solemnity that contrasts dramatically to her usual nonchalance. ]
Do you have any leads?
[ Faye's not a detective but she's listened to enough of Jet's babbling about the ISSP and past cases he's been appointed to that sometimes it slips up. She's not trying to pry but she's also not going to act like she didn't just dredge up bad memories for him. ]
[ She's made a mistake. That's her first thought at least when there's a noticeable decline in Badou's usual temperament. And she finds that she can't quite pull her eyes away from him long enough to realize that the glass she's drawing to her lips is empty. She sets it back down and starts picking at her own food, unsure of what to say.
So there's a silence that lingers, blanketed by muddled conversations and cutlery against dinnerware. This took an unexpected turn, and yet-- ]
If you need it. I'll help.
[ She won't quite look at him unless she notices him shift in her peripheral but she's being sincere. ]
[oh...that's sincere. it isn't that he didn't expect it but he didn't expect...the offer, and the solemn, attentive way she listened to his sob story...so Badou's quiet for a moment, reflectively, shocked, humbled maybe.
she may not look at him but he stares at her, expression open and awed]
Thanks....thank you. That means a lot, I know you're a busy gal for my sob story.
[ Just focus on the pasta, Faye. There's no need to look up and-- well. Too late. She's looked. ]
Oh. Uh. It's nothing. Don't mention it.
[ Like, don't mention it ever again. Maybe. She's feeling sheepish beneath his gaze like that, as well as lacking confidence in what influenced her to say that to begin with (though she meant it). Blame it on the alcohol.
[she's embarrassed, he's a little embarrassed about choking up a little there, it all works out. But the genuine smile he grants her when she finally meets his gaze, though-- nothing embarrassed about that.
ANYWHO!! back to the food and the big gulp of wine he now takes, finding his throat a little dry]
Pretty damn good for what our mutual buddy's gonna pay. What about yours?
[ Faye offers him a smile in return -- something diffident but genuine. Relaxed. She plays off the lingering awkwardness by stuffing her mouth once again, at the same exact time that Badou turns the question on her. ]
Mmph! Hmph fffhm mmuh oof.
[ She stops to chew, swallows, and then reiterates so that he understands: ]
It's great. I'll have to mention it to Gren, seeing as he's so thoughtful to pay for our dinner like this.
[ Her smile remains, although it appears more like a smirk now. She should've ordered more. ]
We're gonna get the biggest damn dessert to really stick the knife in deep aren't we?
[he's so so relieved and sappy sad stories make him hungrier too. so he digs in heartily once again, really cutting into that steak and doesn't bother to slather it with any sauce because it doesn't need it-- also it'd be moot in a fancy place, right? he'd probably get kicked out!]
[ She forgot about the steak, and seeing him gobble up a chunk of it has her reaching over across the table to get herself a piece. Enjoy that glimpse down her cleavage seeing as she's not even mindful of how much it's spilling out of her dress when she leans forward. ]
Great minds think alike. [ A wink, and she'll sit back in her seat while stuffing her mouth with the hunk of meat, chewing and chewing and chewing before nabbing the dessert menu to look it over. ]
You know, we should order some food to go once we're finished here. Gren would want us to make the most of this date, don't you think?
[ Which clearly meant getting as much grub out of this as possible instead of, you know, basic human connection (which was the point to begin with). ]
[if his eye could get any bigger at that glimpse of boobage it'd pop right out of his stupid head. thankfully it doesn't, and he also doesn't choke on his meal. he does enjoy the view, though.
he leans over, then, to get a better look-- at the MENU! don't be crass.]
He'd want us to really, really enjoy ourselves, because he's such a great friend.
[ Whether or not he's been trying to be subtle with his eyeballing, Faye will catch him sneaking a peek and smirk amusedly. She'll tilt the menu down which also happens to open up a greater view of her bosom.
And maybe that's on purpose. ]
It seems you're enjoying yourself quite a bit over there.
[ There's mirth in her laughter as she picks up her glass of wine. She takes a sip, eyes locked on the redhead, and places her arm on the table. When she leans her weight forward, her breasts are pushed up and made to look even more pillowy -- again, perhaps on purpose.
She idly swirls the contents of the drink around, a thin eyebrow arched curiously, her smirk widening. ]
See something you like?
[ Geez. She's being awfully flirtatious all of a sudden... ]
[it is kind of all of a sudden...is she that lit? is she playing with him? all Badou knows is he's suddenly feeling very hot under the collar, and he'd almost physically tug at the collar of his stark-white fancy shirt.]
What's not to like? Bout a beautiful babe, a delicious expensive dinner...
[ She might be a little lit. Perhaps there's a glint in her eye that's telling of her true plan... or maybe there's actually nothing to be suspicious of at all. This was just Faye settling into genuine feelings of enjoyment. It's not like the night has been all that awful so far. The meal was delicious. And whether she cared to admit it or not, Badou provided rather pleasant company, even if he spent most of it ogling her chest.
She gives him a smile. ]
You're too kind-- oh. [ Faye stops and blinks, her smile dropping a little. ] You have a little something...
[ She gestures to the side of her mouth, implying he had a piece of food there on his face. Her body leans forward again and she motions him to meet her halfway. ]
[he can't hear much aside from the roar of blood in his ears and the thud of his heart-- how soft her breath is as he leeeeeans in, her soft, melodious voice. he's got to be dead or something...no way can this be real...no way, this is real no way this IS REAL THIS IS REAL NO WAY!!!
his eye flutters shut like he were in some romcom, his lips pucker for her soft, sensual....]
It's just too bad that he's about to be crudely ripped from his fantasy when what appears to be Faye reaching for a napkin is really her reaching for the half-full glass of water beside them that -- you guessed it -- she is definitely pouring over his head.
She leans back with a hearty laugh that snowballs into an unstoppable fit of laughter.
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[ Her hand reaches for her glass about the same time as his, and when they both draw them in for a drink, Faye will pause to watch him. She can tell he's mulling over something while she, too, is considering what to ask; the rim of her glass pressed to her lips just as Badou places his back on the table and asks another question.
She stops, thinking about her answer, before swallowing down another sip. When her glass joins his on the table, she lets out a sigh. ]
Anything that isn't chasing bounties. [ But more seriously: ] I don't know. I wouldn't mind being the CEO of some multi-billion woolong company where I don't have to work very much but I can reap all the rewards.
[ A satisfied smirk appears, as if pleased with her own answer. She takes a drag off her cigarette. ]
What about you, huh? Are you happy with what you're doing now?
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[that's a bullshit answer, he can tell. oh, he can tell she'd like that, in a dream come true kind of way. but it doesn't quite...sound right.
but there's the problem, again, with this pandora's box he's opened. willingly. his shoulders curve in on his body.]
Am I happy with my shit? Mmm, who is? I've still got a lot of things I have to do before I can figure out what to do next. Actually, I haven't even thought of that..
GOSH I'M SORRY FOR THE WAIT
There's more challenge in that then, say, finding a rich man to marry and taking off with his money.
[ Because that's the ultimate dream. One she could easily obtain if she wasn't so set in her ways of independency. She'd have to feign love and care towards someone she felt nothing towards (because most if not all rich men were old and unattractive) and the very idea of dealing with a relationship was last on her list. The added thought makes it sound like more work than she'd care for.
Then again, you could always find someone you actually love, instead, Faye. ]
And what kind of things would that be?
[ She then asks him, taking one last drag off her cigarette before putting it out. Do enlighten her, Badou. At least while she still sounds interested. ]
that's okay boo no worries no worries!! <3333
[and that's the ticket-- tying up all the loose ends. there are too many in a plan like that, its not as easy as the movies. shame.]
I'm trying to find out what happened to my brother. Aside from that, not ready for the level 5 sad backstory.
;; you're the best
[ That earns him a wink. She'll be sure to keep it in mind in the case she ever does find a wealthy old geezer to kill. But what he says next will reduce her expression to something more genuine; her gaze scrutinizing. ]
Is he missing? Or did he di--
[ Oh, look! The food has arrived. Perfect timing. And even Faye seems too distracted at first to continue prodding him about his brother so maybe you lucked out there, Badou. ]
no YOU are
the food's warm and it looks great and he's excited]
Oh man I can't wait to stuff my face.
it's clearly you
Like a true lady.
This continues on for a minute -- Faye is quiet, outside the muffled moans of face-stuffing, paying little to no attention to her date because the food is to die for and she's been starving.
Badou probably figures he's in the clear at this point. She's long forgotten about it, favoring pasta over learning more about such-and-such. Her hand darts out for her glass of wine, drawing it back and downing the remaining contents. Some more chewing, swallowing, clearing of the throat. She lets out a pleased sigh because damn this is good. And then she looks at him. ]
So what were you saying about your brother?
[ WELP ]
no it is you to infinity and beyond
which he promptly nearly chokes on at Faye's reminder. like a little noodle slides down his throat, with some air, whole, and all the hacking in the world can't save him. thankfully there's wine. it sure goes down easy, too! face flushed and still heaving, he finally earns his voice back]
My brother? My brother. My brother, right.
[suddenly he doesn't like this turned around on him. he actually never likes it, not unless its a scary warning to some idiot who shouldn't go nosying into things...]
He uh, he was killed when I was a kid. During a job. I'm trynna find out what happened.
that's cheating!!! but it's ok i still luv u
That wasn't what she was expecting despite nearly assuming his brother had died just moments before. Needless to say, she's experiencing a ping of guilt for asking. It shows on her face in an expression of solemnity that contrasts dramatically to her usual nonchalance. ]
Do you have any leads?
[ Faye's not a detective but she's listened to enough of Jet's babbling about the ISSP and past cases he's been appointed to that sometimes it slips up. She's not trying to pry but she's also not going to act like she didn't just dredge up bad memories for him. ]
=u= <33333333
[he keeps his tone light, even as he picks at his food, moves it around on his plate. gaze down but nowhere at the same time.
it's all useless, what he's found out. horrifying and useless. he feels useless. all over again]
It'll work out. I've been waiting a long time, I can wait a bit more.
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So there's a silence that lingers, blanketed by muddled conversations and cutlery against dinnerware. This took an unexpected turn, and yet-- ]
If you need it. I'll help.
[ She won't quite look at him unless she notices him shift in her peripheral but she's being sincere. ]
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she may not look at him but he stares at her, expression open and awed]
Thanks....thank you. That means a lot, I know you're a busy gal for my sob story.
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Oh. Uh. It's nothing. Don't mention it.
[ Like, don't mention it ever again. Maybe. She's feeling sheepish beneath his gaze like that, as well as lacking confidence in what influenced her to say that to begin with (though she meant it). Blame it on the alcohol.
She clears her throat. ANYWAY. ]
How's your food?
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ANYWHO!! back to the food and the big gulp of wine he now takes, finding his throat a little dry]
Pretty damn good for what our mutual buddy's gonna pay. What about yours?
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Mmph! Hmph fffhm mmuh oof.
[ She stops to chew, swallows, and then reiterates so that he understands: ]
It's great. I'll have to mention it to Gren, seeing as he's so thoughtful to pay for our dinner like this.
[ Her smile remains, although it appears more like a smirk now. She should've ordered more. ]
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[he's so so relieved and sappy sad stories make him hungrier too. so he digs in heartily once again, really cutting into that steak and doesn't bother to slather it with any sauce because it doesn't need it-- also it'd be moot in a fancy place, right? he'd probably get kicked out!]
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Great minds think alike. [ A wink, and she'll sit back in her seat while stuffing her mouth with the hunk of meat, chewing and chewing and chewing before nabbing the dessert menu to look it over. ]
You know, we should order some food to go once we're finished here. Gren would want us to make the most of this date, don't you think?
[ Which clearly meant getting as much grub out of this as possible instead of, you know, basic human connection (which was the point to begin with). ]
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he leans over, then, to get a better look-- at the MENU! don't be crass.]
He'd want us to really, really enjoy ourselves, because he's such a great friend.
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And maybe that's on purpose. ]
It seems you're enjoying yourself quite a bit over there.
[ She's calling you out, Badou. ]
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[words it like a question because uuHH she knows he's looking and
no she can't not be slapping him in the face....life isn't logical...]
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She idly swirls the contents of the drink around, a thin eyebrow arched curiously, her smirk widening. ]
See something you like?
[ Geez. She's being awfully flirtatious all of a sudden... ]
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What's not to like? Bout a beautiful babe, a delicious expensive dinner...
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She gives him a smile. ]
You're too kind-- oh. [ Faye stops and blinks, her smile dropping a little. ] You have a little something...
[ She gestures to the side of her mouth, implying he had a piece of food there on his face. Her body leans forward again and she motions him to meet her halfway. ]
Here. I'll get it for you.
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no way this IS REAL THIS IS REAL NO WAY!!!
his eye flutters shut like he were in some romcom, his lips pucker for her soft, sensual....]
Go ahead, take whatever.
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It's just too bad that he's about to be crudely ripped from his fantasy when what appears to be Faye reaching for a napkin is really her reaching for the half-full glass of water beside them that -- you guessed it -- she is definitely pouring over his head.
She leans back with a hearty laugh that snowballs into an unstoppable fit of laughter.
Okay, yeah, she's absolutely lit. ]
death in 3, 2, 1
any last words, Badou?
please bury me face down w/no underwear so ppl can kiss my butt one last time
check and check
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!!!!!!!!!! i'm screaming
=u=!!
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BADOUUUUU ur 2 cute ;~;
NOOO FAYES CUTE I HAD TO DUCK AND HIDE MY FACE IM SMILING SO HARD
they're both so cute i could die (and already have RIP ME)
aaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHH IM THE DEAD ONE !! ME!! oh my god
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ME, BEATING MY CHEST AND ROARING!!!!!!!!!!
HEHEEHE
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'buzz, buzz' i am destroyed that was so cute
N O IM DESTROYED!!!! HANDSOME!!!! PLZ!!!!